alex on September 14 2011
So I'm doing my daily 3pm dog walk, where small children leaving school are running around screaming trying to get away from my rather large pitbull. I return back to my apartment after scaring my quota of 9 year olds for the day and this kid runs in front of me, sprints even, drops his pants to his ankles and starts spraying piss everywhere. This pee arch was fucking impressive, WAY over his head. I had no idea how to respond, I watched in awe, I had so many questions - mainly where the fuck is this kid's mom? Moments later I hear from the distance "MMAATTHHHEEEEWWWW NNNOOOOOOOO!!!" The kid starts crying he cant stop peeing meanwhile I can only stare like a bystander to a train wreck. All in all A+ experience, would watch again.